Wednesday, November 30, 2011

You Can Appreciate This...

TMI Alert:

I'm in the bathroom, going pee, with my Endometrin "insert" (what a nice euphemism) and applicator resting in my lap for afterwards.  Somehow, the insert slips between my legs into the toilet (where I just peed, let me emphasize).  So I am reaching around in the piss-filled toilet for my insert.  Thank goodness it was only pee and not something else.  I then reach for the toilet paper so I can dry my hands of the watery pee, but there is none (I'm at work).  Ridiculous.  Due to the industrial packaging of the Endometrin, at least the actual pill portion was fine.  Ai yi yi.  Good times.


5 comments:

  1. The joys of FET! I hope you are doing well!

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  2. Uh oh... nightmare ! The things we do !! xoxo

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  3. Luckily I've only ever had to do one of those ovuls and that was just before the embryo transfer. I did the shots instead.

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  4. Thanks for your comment! If the bloodwork comes back low risk, we will skip the amnio and CVS. Fingers crossed that we are in the clear! And I definitely was nervous before the scan, but am glad we did it.

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  5. Lol! Thankfully I've never dropped a progesterone supp in the toiled, but I have dropped those slippery little buggers just about everywhere else. I then pick it up, examine it for dirt/hair/etc, blow on it, then proceed to jam it on up there. :)

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