I'm in the bathroom, going pee, with my Endometrin "insert" (what a nice euphemism) and applicator resting in my lap for afterwards. Somehow, the insert slips between my legs into the toilet (where I just peed, let me emphasize). So I am reaching around in the piss-filled toilet for my insert. Thank goodness it was only pee and not something else. I then reach for the toilet paper so I can dry my hands of the watery pee, but there is none (I'm at work). Ridiculous. Due to the industrial packaging of the Endometrin, at least the actual pill portion was fine. Ai yi yi. Good times.